Thursday, November 30, 2017
Signs That You Are A Coffee Addict
Your favorite DVD contains every Folgers commercial ever made.
Your blood type has changed from
O Positive
to
Dark Roast
.
You buy coffee by the semi load.
You have your coffee maker insured by Lloyd’s of London.
You have Juan Valdez on speed dial.
Your favorite food is Arabica beans.
You once tried to add cream and sugar to Java software.
You actually enjoy getting a coffee enema.
You named your children
Espresso
,
Cappuccino
and
Latte
.
When asked how you take your coffee, you reply, “Intravenously.”
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