Wednesday, July 15, 2026

Jellyfish







Superhero Sandwich

 


Although he did not want to do so, Barnacle Boy kept eating the

Pipsqueak Patty in order to keep fitting into his superhero costume.


Lifting Lobster


 

Larry took pride in the fact that his gym helped

residents of Bikini Bottom to stay healthy.

Bikini Bottom Hospital

 


When the Plankton family ran low on money, Karen went to work at
the Bikini Bottom Hospital, where she worked as a patient monitor.

Food Fun

 

Lunch Will Keep Us From Hunger


A parody of Love Will Keep Us Together, a song written by Neil Sedaka. The latter song gained popularity in the USA when Captain & Tennille recorded it in 1975.


Lunch, lunch will keep us from hunger. Think of food whenever

Some sweet-talking dieter comes along singing a song.

Don't mess around. You gotta be strong.


Just stop [Stop], 'cause I really love food.

Stop [Stop]. I'll be thinking of food.

Get out the forks and let lunch keep us from hunger.


Food, food is what you need now. Eating makes you full now.

When those dieters start hanging around talking food down,

Hear with your stomach, an you won't hear a sound.


Just stop [Stop], 'cause I really love food.

Stop [Stop]. I'll be thinking of food.

Get out the forks and let lunch keep us from hunger.


Yummy are the meals they make. Some day your cooks will be gone.

When the ovens are turned off, who will be turning them on?


I will! I will! I will! I will


Be there to feed us forever. Lunch will keep us from hunger.

Said it before and I'll say it again while others pretend.

I'll feed you now, and I'll feed you then.


Just stop [Stop], 'cause I really love food.

Stop [Stop]. I'll be thinking of food.

Get out the forks and let lunch keep us from hunger.


Tuesday, July 14, 2026

You may be a resident of Bikini Bottom if . . .

. . . your husband once replaced you by building another version of you.

. . . your idea of having fun is playing with a reef blower.

. . . you don't know the difference between putting on airs and breathing air.

. . . you are employed by chimpanzees.

. . . your adopted child is not the same species as you, and nobody notices.

. . . you speak by meowing but you aren't a catfish or a cat.

. . . you wish that you could toilet train a baby scallop.

. . . you tell your friends to never again use the word cool because your dad uses it.

. . . you work as a lifeguard for people who live under water.

. . . you and your family held an all-night dance party inside a pineapple.

. . . your wife has to use a battery to stay functioning whenever she leaves home.

. . . when you are in a vehicle, you are your own air bag.



Family Reunion in Bikini Bottom

 


Somewhere Outside of Bikini Bottom

 


Jellyfish