More rapid than eagles his coursers they came.

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Holiday Dessert

 

May or may not contain monkeys

 

I'm dreaming of a blight Christmas . . .

 

Tim Allen, call the North Pole.

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Peter Billingsley, call your agent.

 

Christmas Cold Cuts

 

Medieval Christmas

 

For another day in paradise . . .

 

HAWKING A HOLIDAY

 

If cartoonist Scott Adams made a movie . . .

 

His bark is worse than his bite.

 

Yummy for a mummy's tummy

*

If Richard Simmons had been a priest . . .

 

Here's Johnny!

 

A Despicable Crossover

 

Attention All Space Aliens!

 

Henry Fonda wasn't the only one to have jury duty.

 

If Humphrey Bogart had been a space alien . . .

 

Rodent Rebellion