You may be archaic if . . .

… while in school, you were taught to read and write in Sanskrit.

… you once had a poster of Gilgamesh on your bedroom wall.

… you first learned about the Ten Commandments when they were breaking news.

… you were one of Methuselah's babysitters and one of his pallbearers.

… you surfed the Great Flood.                                        

… as a teenager, you were unable to get your driver’s license because the wheel had not yet been invented.

… all of that graffiti that you painted as a kid is now the main attraction of the UNESCO world heritage site known as Grotte Chauvet-Pont d'Arc.

… your mother used to serve your family mammoth burgers.

… upon reaching adulthood, you had only two career choices: Hunting or Gathering.

… your father insisted that fire was just a passing fad.