You may be interesting if . . .

… you have your own press pool, and you are neither a politician nor a political candidate.
 
… your birthday is a national holiday in nations that you have never been in.
 
… Time magazine named you “Person of the Year” for the year of your birth.
 
… heads of State seek an audience with you.
 
… monarchs bow before you.
 
… the Pope has kissed your ring.
 
… you were awarded a Nobel prize just for being born.
 
… a documentary about your life won an Academy Award three years in a row.
 
… you have been named one of the Seven Wonders of the World.
 
… the man in the Dos Equis commercials is dull in comparison to you.