You may be a resident of Bikini Bottom if . . .

. . . your husband once replaced you by building another version of you.

. . . your idea of having fun is playing with a reef blower.

. . . you don't know the difference between putting on airs and breathing air.

. . . you are employed by chimpanzees.

. . . your adopted child is not the same species as you, and nobody notices.

. . . you speak by meowing but you aren't a catfish or a cat.

. . . you wish that you could toilet train a baby scallop.

. . . you tell your friends to never again use the word cool because your dad uses it.

. . . you work as a lifeguard for people who live under water.

. . . you and your family held an all-night dance party inside a pineapple.

. . . your wife has to use a battery to stay functioning whenever she leaves home.

. . . when you are in a vehicle, you are your own air bag.