… while in school, you were taught to read and write in Sanskrit.
… you once had a poster of Gilgamesh on your bedroom wall.
… you first learned about the Ten Commandments when they were breaking news.
… you were one of Methuselah's babysitters and one of his pallbearers.
… you surfed the Great Flood.
… as a teenager, you were unable to get your driver’s license because the wheel had not yet been invented.
… all of that graffiti that you painted as a kid is now the main attraction of the UNESCO world heritage site known as Grotte Chauvet-Pont d'Arc.
… your mother used to serve your family mammoth burgers.
… upon reaching adulthood, you had only two career choices: Hunting or Gathering.
… your father insisted that fire was just a passing fad.